Fanfics maybe?

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I BE SPENCE!!

I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir ;)

Just kidding. I'm a hipster and I can't make your hips stir.


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Read mah stories!

Just kidding you don't have to.

But you should...

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Ya I'm very... VERY weird.

Doo dee doo.

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If you just fricken read ALL of that... then I high five you...

And give you a cookie...

Cuz you deserve it.

K...

Baiiiiii