Spicy

turned 18 two days ago. so much has changed over the comparably short duration of my existance. i use gender neutral pronouns. every day i become more queer and and neurodivergent. im trying to write entire novels. im drawing things. my ideal form is a 3'3 pink demon wearing a hoodie that has a tit window. every time i think, i take psychic damage. i speak in deep philosophical text and at the same time i speak of nothing but gibberish; but what is wisdom but everything insane compiled into something that forms a sentence, for who is wiser than those who have broken their mind and let wisdom flow into them without a filter? every day i am a sapphic cave-enby, its always "me need girlfriend" over here. i am cringe. i am unhinged.
          but i am free.

he was a tater tot, she said "See you later, Thot!"

On May 31st, 2020, at approximately 6:19 AM, I was hit by a wave of love for frogs. Later, I realized that I was in love with Bog Witches. I believe that my future Bog Witch wife cast a spell or preformed a ritual that would cause her future spouse to love the things about her and the things she loves- Bog Witches and frogs. If you happen to be a Bog Witch, a Witch in general, a sapphic who loves frogs, or any combination of the above... Just know that I'm putting a ring on your finger. It is going to be a frog ring. And we will have pet frogs. And the local crows will be loved and appreciated by us. And we are going to be so, so very happy. I love you already.

damn, i feel like a sapphic cavewoman... it's just "me need girlfriend" 24/7... jesus

upd8: changing my name from "4guys1toaster" to something that won't make people speedrun the 5 stages of grief, probably "spicysatan" cuz ive been using that for like 4 years and i even recognize it as my own name. you can just be like "hey spicy" and i'm just like "ah, that is my name. my only name."

how have i been on this hellscape of a website since i was 12

brb i'm gonna go kill god do yall want anything

i accidentally broke my d.va nerf gun so i guess imma have to punch god with my high-impact fists instead of my high-impact officially licensed Overwatch nerf rounds so thats a thing im going through :-/

i just discovered that transformers, ninjago and fortnite smut fanfiction exists and i would like to yeet myself off of a bridge

spaghetti hours