Ghostfaces_babe
hi
spidermanslostpath
spidermanslostpath
i want a baby
spidermanslostpath
Me when my ex tries to hit me up:
GARLIC!!
aah–.. hah- A MIRRORrrrr!
Ho-LEE WÕADERRRRR!!!
THE CRUCIFIX!!!
FACK OFFFFFF!!!!!!
*picks up my gf*
Ghostfaces_babe
@1-800-SOLIPSISM Its ok lovely. I got one of the guys back, i kicked him in his balls cause he grabbed my wrist and was hurting me. So i kinda just kicked him and he fell to his knees and my friend (his ex girlfriend) slapped him
spidermanslostpath
HAPPY NEW YEARS BITCHES!!! IM GONNA GET DRUNK AS HELL!!!!
spidermanslostpath
My mom just called me " Richard Ramirez Jr. " -
R1CH1ESBITCHIE
@1-800-SOLIPSISM could never forget the irony of how he was a child molester and got caught by a 13 yr old
R1CH1ESBITCHIE
@1-800-SOLIPSISM lmao please I'd be like "so I'm a rapist, murder, satanist, and got caught by a child?" Because my mom knows I'm historical
Ghostfaces_babe
Heyyyyy!! I gotta question for you :)
Ghostfaces_babe
Thank for for just being here and dealing with my BS, you could have gotten rid of me so long ago yet you kept me.. So thank you
spidermanslostpath
@Patricks_babydoll You're welcome baby... Plus i would've never gotten rid of you. You're mi corazon, mi vida, mi amor.
spidermanslostpath
Me as...
~ C H R I S T M A S V I N E S ~
Me: Happy chRiMis–
It’s chRiSMin–
MERRY CRISIS—
mErRy cHrYsLer ٩(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)۶
* PiAnO ♪ *
"Kiss Under Mistletoe"
Me: *GaSp* Mistletoe :0
* tries to kiss my cat *
My Cat: *HISS* >:<
Me:
check out this BEAUTIFUL meal!
and my BEAUTIFUL cat!
and my BEAUTIFUL girlfriend!
ON THIS BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS DAY!
٩(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)۶
My mom: Good Morning Patrick ♪!~
Me: "You better watch out" *falls out of bed*
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*gets up* DUUUUUUNNNN!!! (·∀·)
Me: Hey kitty! Merry Christmas!
My cat: *starts snarling and hissing at me*
Me: JESUS- (°Д°)
My gf: I really can't stay- ^^
Me: *wanting more cuddles* BUT BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE!!! {>~<}
My gf: I've got to go- ^^'
Me: BUT BABY IT'S COLD- (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
Me: *has hair up in a palm tree looking mess*
WHERE ARE YOU CHRISTMAS???
WHY CANT I FIND yew!! (·∀·)
Me: *starts blasting All I want for Christmas is you in a onsie* I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS- ☆(≧∀≦*)ﾉ
theBoYsxXx
Skywalker
Ghostfaces_babe
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