karl marx labubu

whenever my cat wants food, he sits by his food bowl & gives me that patrick bateman stare until i realize

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DONALD J TRUMР  DEAD FROM A GUNSHOT FROM THE GUN I SHOVED UP HIS ORANGE PIG ROAST АSS

i love yuri gagarin shoutout to yuri gagarin

Change your profile picture to Barack Obama if yiu got suspended

I had a dream last night where I was at an Airbnb in ohio and apparently it was the last Airbnb you stayed in and you left a really tall floral blue hat so I stole it. Then there was a little hole in the floorboards and there was a rock with winters face on it like a stamp And I knew it was yours so I texted you “I’m inside your house” and also Caleb was there. And you said fine I’ll show my face while I was scooping ice cream and also next to the door of the Airbnb was open and you appeared and you were a 12 Indian girl named iyguana and you were a nomad and homeless and I offered to let you stay in the forest behind my grandma debrahs house in Arcadia michigan because that was just your thing. Also I gave you your hat back and we have Neapolitan ice cream and rainbow sherbet in gluten free cones.

Chapter 2 is out

Bro please turn accept gifts on ao3 I’m tryna gift u somehtjng

I had a dream last night where I was at this placement called gaudineer in wv with my friend charlotte, also my mom brother and Riley were there and someone that I forgot the name of.(which I will call shithead)
          So I think I was hugging Riley and shithead while sitting on a patch of moss, and shithead was tryna “touch” me so I like turned to Riley and whispered “he’s trying to touch me” and I don’t remember what happened next. Then I met this German guy he looked like the lead singer of rammstein and the way I found out he was German was by me saying “I’m gonna have to deport you.... uh...... back to the us! It think you’d like it there” idk how I knew he was German after this but I did.
          Then I overheard my brother telling my mom how German guy made him smoke and lick a cigarette?? So then I went up to German guy and absolutely screeched: “DU DUMMKOPF!!! DU DUMMKOPFFFFFFF STOPPEN. HALTE!! VERPISS DICH” and I walked away very angrily with my brother and mother.
          Then I was in Hawaii and at this dock thing and it was in sections so if you layed down you could fall in the water and then it turned into a documentary (that was before going to Hawaii, like an intermission scene change) and some narater was explaining that ants lay down together and drink warm sea water and it makes them warm. And then I was at this stand and I was lookin and what they had and they had food and stuff. That’s all I remember.

Gute Nacht giooyoigsgwaoneofmypartnerstriedoverdosinglastnightandithinktonighttheysucceded