squirtleshark

My balls itch

im so fire that i will make your phone screen melt reading this.

Pissing in your mom lol

It’s spooky month and you can’t say nuthin

balls

I know I keep saying this but the comments I’m getting on my story are so funny I stg- I never expected the story to blow up this much- 

Hey I see ya liked my book and voted on it, thanks!
          Also, Welcome to Wattpad! I hope ya meet some cool people here! Love your username btw. XD
          See ya around!