I would go lesbo for u because...
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it. You’re never gonna make it.
And I love u more if u catch my drift
Remember RICKY STOP TRYING TO GIVE THE POOR GIRL THE PCP. I THINK UR SCARIING HER
ANNNNNDDDD... I will piss in every bottle u own