@spoonsscareme
**takes my cat inside because its raining and tries to hold her**
**she leaves my hold**
me:you asshole
bro the strangest thing happened i heard a noise that sounds like a weird growling in my left ear and it went all around the room my mom was in the same room and she said she didnt hear anything wtf
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The most calming place is a grocery store until someone drops a gallon of milk and screams "coochie!"
I'm gay :)