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Will I be going down the spec ops guy/ anonymous fics again? Mayhaps…..

I was today years old when I found out that billy loomis x stu macher was canon

If the fucking porn my friends send me don't traumatize my classmates the tentacle and oviposition fic will

My biggest flex ever will be that I have 60 followers on here without posting a story

so i uhhh.. found a david dobrik fic just now...
          
          
          for personal reasons i will be punching god in the 7/11 parking lot

I can't get this one thing my classmate has said out of my head, it's so fucking stupid I can't fucking believe it
          
          "I don't need Netflix, I got spotify premium."
          -the class idiot while talking about the show money heist with the boys™ 

How do I know that my sports teacher is homophobic?
          
          I'm glad you asked because on Thursday I had 1 period of that shit at like 7.30 am, not that big of a problem if the theme for this semester is throwing and running and I'm a short distance sprinter and not a fucking marathon runner. That would've been fine if I diDN'T GET MY SECOND RONA SHOT YESTERDAY AND NOW EVERY SINGLE MUSCLE IN MY BODY FUCKING HURTS 

IT'S FUCKING TACO FRIDAY AND HOT DEMON BITCHES DROPPED TODAY GUIHD4JHDSLK

AHAHAHJDKDKDLDG MY SCHOOL WIFI DIDN'T BLOCK WATTPAD HAAAAHHHHSHAHD

I just found a snotlout x fish legs from httyd fanfiction by accident wich has both peaked my interest and traumatized me
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Btw if you want to read it it's in one of my reading lists