Well hello..
Are you talking to me? 
Duh, Sydney get with the program.
A little about myself?
If you insist. Don't say I didn't warn you.

My name is Sydney M. I live in a small in Ohio  and am studying to be a vet tech. That's right hoes, the puppies are my life. HHmmmm, let's see here. Yes it may be hard to believe, but I am a human being. A highly caffeine dependent life-form. I'm aggressively unfancy, and I was born at a very young age.

..What else?

I prefer my puns intended, I put the hot in psychotic, and I've recently given up warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically. I'm really not sure sure how many problems I have because math is one of them, and I'm here to fuck it up and avoid people in real life. I'm also weirdly obsessed with squids, llamas, and jellyfish. #sorrynotsorry

I hope that just about sums it up for you, and just as a reminder, I am not to be trusted to be taken seriously. Like ever.

Now children let's not forget our chant?

-White lips, pale face, I hate the entire human race.

Until next time you devilishly handsome reader.

*bows*

-Squidly