Professional daydreamer and silly doofus who likes conjuring cute nicknames for people.

Loves cute babies and doggos. They're very delectable. To the eye, that is. As you should be able to tell by now, I have an appetite for poor jokes. 

Still waiting for the day my parents tell me they raised me poor so I won't squander their secret multi-billion dollar estate.

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Am as friendly as your neighbourhood Golden Retriever so chat me up anytime :)