To Be a Squonk: A business run by Sam and Joey, raising awareness of squonks since today

Have you been called handsome but feel like crying because you think you're ugly? Do you feel like if you cry too much you might just melt? Well I have news for you- you might just be a squonk. What's that? Well, you'll find out in our handy guide to being a squonk and achieving your dreams. We help you with anything squonk-related you might never need!