𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵™

Yo can you be my therapist,mate?

"Good night/day Hazen,how has your day been?Hopefully great,hopefully you have been eating right and you are healthy,have a relaxing/great of your day/night."

yer gae

"Hallo.How you been Hazen?"

H3loo

did you steal my ketchup i am so mad bro

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          What's the gender of your bio-? :^

"AUSTRALIA IS STUPID! HAHAHHA-" -trips over nothing, dropping my bottle of vodka-

There is some WEIRD shit goin' on in my Discord, mate. I adopted my 35th child today. 
          
          Anyway, back to the main point about the weird shit. 
          
          I was chillin', layin' in my bed, drinking myself a good ol' Sprite Cranberry.
          
          And, my friend was like: "Who wants to do a RP?"
          
          And I was like: "Sure"
          
          but the fucking second after I put that, they responded with "Erp*"
          
          By that time, I was already out. I spilled my Sprite, so I had to clean it up n' stuffs.
          
          But when I come back- There was another person who said "Oh yeah, I'd like to erp"
          
          Same guy, who asked to ERP asked me, while I was AFK "Are you in too?" 
          
          Please note that I WAS STILL AFK AS THIS WAS HAPPENING.
          
          But- But- The person who agreed to ERP with my friend replied to when I said "Sure". And basically forced me into a three-way ERP. 
          
          
          I'm too nice to slip out of it, but- I want to. So damn bad.
          
          
          That was all before I had to go to work. 
          
          But when I had to get off of work, I got a DM saying: 
          
          "So uh,, I have this friend who's trying to find a decent fellow person who is somewhat good at grammar to erp with them and me as a group dm. It's just an idea, if you're not okay with it/can't be bothered that's fine!! Just an invitation :)"
          
          
          So my question is....
          
          
          
          
          
          Am I the backhoe now?

"Your background. . .it looks like from a song called cousin-country humans. ."