Hello there. So I see you have found the account of me, sshole. Or Captain S.S., to keep it classy.

I made this account as a joke when I realized that if a person tried to sensor a certain naughty word, they would be directed to me. I find this hysterical.

No need to apologize tagging me. This is just part of my plan to attract you to my page and take over Wattpad. And I also happen to think that this is ridiculously funny. Hehe.

You may bow down and celebrate my genius and Incredible Amount of Maturity, if you wish.
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Name: Captain S.S. of the ChuckleHut. Or Captain, if you will.

Gender: Vegetable

Occupation: Street Bum

Favorite Thing in the Entirety of the Universe: Sleeping

Other, Trivial Interests: Guitars, Writing, Reading, Spontaneous Soloing, Crying Jags, Art, Music, German, Deep Thinking, Breathing