" im not a loser. "

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name: squidward q. tentacles
gender: male
species: octopus
sexuality: gay
occupation: cashier at the krusty krab


" they don't not like me at all. "


" the world is a horrible place filled with suffering, fear, and despair. "

thoughts on others:

~spongebob~
"he's annoying. even more annoying than that idiot sea star. he's always trying to make me feel better with that stupid, toothy, wide, heartwarming, calming, and lovable smile of his. i hate him so much. wait......"

~patrick~
"he never shuts up! i hate him with every fiber of my being. he's so stupid, so dumb, so disgusting, and lazy!"

~mr. krabs~
"a cheapskate. doesn't care about anything or anyone else other than his money. i would quit this stupid job of mine if i could, but i need to make a living somehow, and the orchestra never notices my talent!"

~sandy~
"definitely not as annoying as patrick, but she's still obnoxious with that stupid accent of hers. she never shuts up about her dumb state, like who even care- oh, she heard me say that? oh- wait- wAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN IT-!"

analysis complete!