ORDAINEDMINISTER

Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
          I gave my sermon an urban kick
          My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
          My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
          That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
          
          Oooooooo
          
          He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger
          Born to the virgin mom in a manger
          Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
          And he died for your sins
          I preach the word, that's my gig
          And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
          Other emcees, I wish them well
          But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
          Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife
          She's a fly emcee and the light of my life
          So to bust a rhyme without further ado
          Take it away, Mary Sue!
          
          Jesus Christ is my nigga
          He's the son of the original G
          And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be
          (What?)
          Like if another MC says
          "You're a freak!
          You're a lame-butt rapper
          And your rhymes are weak!"
          I don't get mad and I don't critique
          I forgive him, and turn the other cheek
          I don't blaspheme and I don't brag
          I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag
          I do exude a little Christian swag
          And I'm proud to be an American!
          
          Jesus Christ is our nigga
          Let his light shine through ya!
          Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH!
          
          Jesus Christ is my nigga
          He's a homie MC JC UC?
          He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga
          Like me
          If you do drugs and think you're cool
          You need to come to Sunday school!
          Put those drugs in the garbage can
          Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!
          
          Word up!
          I'm freestyling!
          
          Hit me!