I'm Penelope. I'm here to bring you dark,gory, bloody stories. I'm not dead, but I'm not alive. I'm not young, and I'm not old. I'm not a human, but I'm not an alien. And I will always be stained. Because let's face it. The moment I took my first breath and spread my wings, I was stained. This is me, my life, and my twisted mind. You still want in?

     ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs slɥʇ 
ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

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~ A good friend will give you an umbrella when its raining. A best friend steals your umbrella and screams "Come and get it, b****!"

~ A good friend helps you up when you fall, but a best friend trips you again and laughs.

Fake Friend: calls you partents Mr. and Mrs.
Best Friend: calls your parents mom and dad
Fake Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best Friend: opens the fridge and makes themselves at home
Fake Friend: borrows your things then gives them back
Best Friend: has a closet full of your stuff
Fake Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best Friend: could write a biography on your life story
Fake Friend: bail you out of jail
Best Friend: is sitting next you you
Fake Friend: never lasts
Best Friend: are forever