KyleBroflovskiCanon
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stan_mwarsh
stan_mwarsh
guys im so happy today I was at school and my teacher was sick and there was a substitute and then he was like 'Hi guys can you tell me your names and what you like to do when you're not studying' and I was like 'bitch we dont study were all already failing' and then my turn came and I was like 'I uhmmmm i like listening to music' and he was like 'What's your favorite artist?' then I said 'Melanie Martinez and Arcti Monkeys' then he was like 'Oh I love them I actually went to an Arctic Monkeys show once' and he instantly became my favorite teacher. BUT IT GETS BETTER, HE PASSED US SOME QUESTIONS TO ANSWER ON OUR NOTEBOOKS AND THEN HE PLAYED R U Mine and Do I Wanna Know ON HIS PHONE FOR US WHILE WE DID IT!!!
i love him hes my new father figure
stan_mwarsh
happy valentines day yall
stan_mwarsh
i mean even though i played Training Wheels for her there are still Light Shower and Glued to when the right girl or guy comes, right?
stan_mwarsh
guys how do i convince a 5yo that her fish is not dead, just sleeping
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@stan_mwarsh just tell her that the fish is sleeping, and then politely explain how hes not gonna wake up, and the comfort the kid. because this is hard for anybody, at any age. and then eat the fucking five year old and turn said child inside out and force her to eat their organs while you eat them with said child and you fucking murder the shit out of the child, and when shes dead, get two other families after you run away, but before you run away you murder the said family you are in now, get a warrant out for your arrest, and THEN go. the first family you pay attention to for the first two months, then beat the shit out of your wife that you never loved, and then murder your 52 kinds in front of her ONE BY ONE. and then kill her ofc. then when the police show up with a warrant for your arrest AND another one for where you are now, run away to your other family and gay husband with a simple alternative lifestyle in puerto rico with 2 kids and then dont worry about anything else for the next 15 years, but when your 15th anniversary comes up, beat the shit out of him. Then, take all of his money, and the kids after you beat the shit out of them too. then run away to saudi arabia where the police find you with the kids. but when the police find you, you fucking eat the kids after murdering them. the saudi arabian police then take you to prison after our trial where you are found guilty of murder of 75 people and you are put on death row. and right before you die of the electric chair, make your last words: "I FUCKED A MCDONALDS CHICKEN NUGGET ON SEPTEMBER 22, 1994!" and then you die. so yeah i hope this helped <3
stan_mwarsh
im single guys !!!1!1!!!!!-!
stan_mwarsh
im hauling an outdated show... help me let go... the walls around me are so close, caving in, oh no...
stan_mwarsh
GOT MELANIE, RENEE AND OLIVIA PICTURES AND LYRICS ALL IVER MY ROOM YAYY FINALLY
Jrzkrzjrz
Hey stampley, why r you reading style books huh..? :3
BigBootyliciousKyle
you love weed/j