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guys listen I know I don't use wattlad anymore but I need to rant to someone other than my friend. 
          
          basically this guy I've been talking to sent me some shirtless pics which is like cool but he's one of those gym guys so he has an entire highlight where he's shirtless anyways ryt?
          
          but recently (multiple times) he sent me a pic of him and like I don't wanna be too explicit but u can see alot more if ykwim
          
          ANYWAYS I send him back but then he gets all awkward and says he's sorry but he respects me too much to view me sexually
          
          like. HELLO???? U CAN LIKE ME AND WANNA FUCK ME TOO 
          
          I get he's trying to be a gentleman or wtv but omds if I give u a hard on just say so man like don't play this stupid ass game w me 
          
          I know, this is a crazy comeback post. but this /is/ wattpad so whatever ‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️

i just got bombed again wtf

IM BACK BITCHES 
          
          I wanna get back to my peak of unemployment back when ppl would constantly comment things like "oh I recognise u" or "I saw u in a diff fic" I need to start being recognised again 

Hey guys!! I won't be active anymore as my country is currently being bombed and we're slowly losing WiFi. I also realised how important my religion is to me in this situation.
          
          Pray everyone stays safe and please I humbly ask for u guys to pray for me 
          
          *is this the ao3 writer curse?

Why yhe fuck does my dad have to make his bad mood all of our problem
          
          Like twll me why he walks into my room where I'm just peacefully watching a movie and he continues to pull the earphone out of my ear and yell at me stop using it.
          
          LIKE DOES BLUD THINK IM LISTENING TO MOMMY AUDIOS? WHAT THR FUCK LIKE HE THREATENED TO BREAK IT LIKE UR BITCHASS WAS THE ONE THAT BOUGHT IT

✨ BOOP ✨
          You have been booped. Put this on 20 other profiles, let the chaos spread.

IM GONNA START TWEAKING THIS GUY I REJECTED last year WONT LEAVE ME ALONNNEEEEE 
          
          I DONT WANT U PLSSSS  
          
          I WISH I COULD SHOW U GUYS SCREEN SHOTS AND VOICE MSGS SO I CAN EXPLAIN ALL THE CREEP-O SHIT HES DONE TO ME IN DETAIL 

GUYS AITA FOR THINKING ABT MY BFFS BF
          
          before we start, no this isn't going on reddit.
          Basically I used to date this guy for like a year until we eventually drifted apart due to us being in a ldr and him simply ghosting me.
          
          NOW. My bff stars msging him maybe a year and a few months later (Idk when they became friends) but a few months ago they started dating.
          
          I never rlly got over him eso since we never broke up, we js stopped talking but I'm awfully aware kg his love bombing and cheating tendencies and ofc I warned my bff abt this but I don't wanna destroy their new relationship, besides, she knows from me complaining in the past abt how he acts.
          
          Anywho yea I don't hate my bff for dating him (no one knew we were tgt, not even her) in fact ik why she did I mean he's attractive and sweet FOR THE FIRST FEW MONTHS.
          
          I just felt like rambling lolsies

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO ME

I'm litteraly the funniest fucking person on earth