Shrek walked down the long corridor of doors wondering which one Filch was locked up in, one door in particular stopped him in his tracks. Shrek wasn't sure what it was about that specific door but it gave him that fluttery butterfly feeling that Filch had not gave him in years, he had finally accepted that the relationship was going downhill. He even embarked on an affair with Ms Norris yet something was still missing, he wasn't as happy as he used to be. He wasn't sure if it was the beautiful shiny oak finishing or the fact that he could hear the door asking him to open it, 'Choose me Shrek choose ME' as if he was being hypnotised he walked towards the door. However the voice of another door broke Shrek out of his trance 'SHREK NO YOU'RE BEING TRICKED, CHOOSE ME, I CAN SATISFY YOU MORE THAN ANY OTHER DOOR' this made him consider his choice between the 2 doors. What Shrek didn't see coming was the other doors also declaring their love for him, soon all doors were slamming open and shut and the corridor was closing in on him. 'Its time to make a decision' bellowed the door behind him, 'QUICK SHREK LOOK UP' a light appeared from above giving Shrek a glimmer of hope. He looked up to see a rope ladder hanging out of a door in the ceiling, he hurriedly climbed the ladder, 'Thank you for your service my saviour door, will you marry me?' he said going down on one knee. Shrek and Door lived happily ever after.