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Shrek walked down the long corridor of doors wondering which one Filch was locked up in, one door in particular stopped him in his tracks. Shrek wasn't sure what it was about that specific door but it gave him that fluttery butterfly feeling that Filch had not gave him in years, he had finally accepted that the relationship was going downhill. He even embarked on an affair with Ms Norris yet something was still missing, he wasn't as happy as he used to be. He wasn't sure if it was the beautiful shiny oak finishing or the fact that he could hear the door asking him to open it, 'Choose me Shrek choose ME' as if he was being hypnotised he walked towards the door. However the voice of another door broke Shrek out of his trance 'SHREK NO YOU'RE BEING TRICKED, CHOOSE ME, I CAN SATISFY YOU MORE THAN ANY OTHER DOOR' this made him consider his choice between the 2 doors. What Shrek didn't see coming was the other doors also declaring their love for him, soon all doors were slamming open and shut and the corridor was closing in on him. 'Its time to make a decision' bellowed the door behind him, 'QUICK SHREK LOOK UP' a light appeared from above giving Shrek a glimmer of hope. He looked up to see a rope ladder hanging out of a door in the ceiling, he hurriedly climbed the ladder, 'Thank you for your service my saviour door, will you marry me?' he said going down on one knee. Shrek and Door lived happily ever after.
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	

stansgingerpubes

Shrek walked down the long corridor of doors wondering which one Filch was locked up in, one door in particular stopped him in his tracks. Shrek wasn't sure what it was about that specific door but it gave him that fluttery butterfly feeling that Filch had not gave him in years, he had finally accepted that the relationship was going downhill. He even embarked on an affair with Ms Norris yet something was still missing, he wasn't as happy as he used to be. He wasn't sure if it was the beautiful shiny oak finishing or the fact that he could hear the door asking him to open it, 'Choose me Shrek choose ME' as if he was being hypnotised he walked towards the door. However the voice of another door broke Shrek out of his trance 'SHREK NO YOU'RE BEING TRICKED, CHOOSE ME, I CAN SATISFY YOU MORE THAN ANY OTHER DOOR' this made him consider his choice between the 2 doors. What Shrek didn't see coming was the other doors also declaring their love for him, soon all doors were slamming open and shut and the corridor was closing in on him. 'Its time to make a decision' bellowed the door behind him, 'QUICK SHREK LOOK UP' a light appeared from above giving Shrek a glimmer of hope. He looked up to see a rope ladder hanging out of a door in the ceiling, he hurriedly climbed the ladder, 'Thank you for your service my saviour door, will you marry me?' he said going down on one knee. Shrek and Door lived happily ever after.
          
          
          
          
          

stansgingerpubes

how do I commit murder from across the North Atlantic ocean 

uhh_france

@stansgingerpubes i support her freedom to write cursed fanfic
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stansgingerpubes

@uhh_france bestie no she's an escaped prisoner in need of deep psychological help
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uhh_france

@stansgingerpubes oops idk why i didn't read that ;-;
            
            also if ur names zaida my names zaina i just thought that was cool
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stansgingerpubes

It was a windy day as garlic bread walked up the aisle. The guests looked at her taking pictures of her dress, waving at her, smiling- one thing was for sure, though… no one made a sound. Up ahead she saw him, Hagrid. Her future husband, the love of her life, her everything. He stood taller, his shoulders back and his eyes on her. If she wasn’t mistaken she could have sworn tears filled his eyes.

uhh_france

@stansgingerpubes tbh garlic bread + hagrid r both amazing, meant 4 each other
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stansgingerpubes

hello im bored 

stansgingerpubes

shut up pongpong
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stansgingerpubes

still very much bored 12 hours later wbu 
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_not_your_bub

NOT THE HANIA FIC OML I STAN YOU-

stansgingerpubes

@Saniya2201 idek where the idea came from BSHSBS
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stansgingerpubes

YALL HANIA REPLIES, SHE'S REAL!!!
          I REPEAT SHE IS AN ACTUAL LIVING BREATHING PERSON

stansgingerpubes

@stansgingerpubes LOOK AT HER MESSAGE BOARD
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Sirius-Remus-Lupin

@stansgingerpubes WHERE? GIMME THE LINKKKK I WANNA SEE
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stansgingerpubes

@AvinashKandru thanks I hope she enjoyed it 
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