stark1ttie_

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i just read a fic that was so devastatingly beautiful and realistic but still romantic that i feel ill. i don't think i'll ever write something that good jesus fuck.

stark1ttie_

HIHI
          IM TOO HYPED UP 
          BUTTTT
          I HAVE A SALLY FACE THEORY
          IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SALLY FACE AND PLAN ON DOING SO OR IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED ALL OF IT DON'T CONTINUE PLS
          
          
          
          
          OKAY
          SO
          MR ADDISON WAS FORCED TO BE A VESSEL FOR THE RED-EYED DEMON
          AND
          IN ORDER TO BECOME A VESSEL FOR MR R.E.D HE HAD TO CONSUME HUMAN FLESH
          AND
          ONE THING MRS PACKERTON IS KNOWN FOR IS HER HUMAN BOLOGNA
          SO LIKE
          WHAT IF
          MRS PACKERTON FEEDING KIDS BOLOGNA WAS A WAY TO MAKE THEM INTO NEW VESSELS FOR THE R.E.D???
          AND
          WHO LIKED THE BOLOGNA???
          AND WHO'S DAD WAS A LOYAL AND ACTIVE MEMBER OF THE CULT???
          TRAVIS PHELPS
          AND MAYBE THE ONLY REASON WHY HE WAS NEVER ABLE TO BECOME AN ACTUAL VESSEL WAS BECAUSE HE BEFRIENDED THE CHILD OF THE ABOMINATION (Sal) AND BECAUSE PACKERTON WAS CONVINIENTLY KILLED????
          LIKE??????