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*  this is actually the best thing i had EVER laid my eyes upon.

@1-800-SPDER      *      HELLO HELLO 

⍟      @starkincs      ||  ⠀     ❛   I’M JUST SHOCKED,  THAT’S ALL.  I EITHER DON’T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU   …    OR I’M NOT ON THE INTERNET ENOUGH.       ❜            it’s an odd question to ask,  considering the fact that it was steve in tony’s arms       &&.        no other.   but,   even the captain had his  (irrelevant,   minuscule)   doubts on his relationship.     considering they were relishing the after math of a successful date night, there shouldn’t be any doubts about it.   a good book,  candles,   a gorgeous view of nightfall—   what’s not to like?      (   …   )     the stretch of comfortable silence is filled again with another question.    
            
            
            ⠀     ❛      WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED FROM ALL YOUR RELATIONSHIPS?     IS THERE ANY YOU REGRET?   ANY YOU’D GO BACK TO?      ❜      

@ONCECAPTAINS        A few,   but Emma and I were forever ago.   And it didn’t work out.  Wasn’t meant to be.    Nulkilk,    there’s no competition.   I only want you.  If I didn’t—-   We wouldn’t be here right now.   And don’t act like everyone doesn’t love THEE Captain America.    

(How am I supposed to compete..)

⍟      @starkincs      ||  ⠀     ❛   NO THANKS.    WOULD IT KILL YOU TO PAY ATTENTION JUST THIS ONCE?  WE’RE HERE FOR WORK,  NOT PLEASURE.     (…)       GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY FACE—       ❜            the sandwich is reluctantly eaten,   just because of his refusal of wasting food.    it would be a bit embarrassing to drag a grown man out of an establishment  (  …  )  but,  he isn’t above it.      two options.   one,   do this mission without tony—   the obvious option,  of course.   it would’ve been necessary to prevent any sort of sensitive information to be leaked.       &&.        two,   reluctantly sober him up then bring tony with.      maybe he’ll get two if he’s lucky.      
            
            ⠀     ❛   C’MERE,   YOU’VE HAD A FAIR AMOUNT OF SANDWICHES.  LET’S PAY ATTENTION NOW?  PLEASE?    ❜            naturally,   steve’s hand would guide tony away from the tray.    with a  (tense)   smile,  he awaits anthony’s response—  it would surely without irritate him,  with no doubt. 

@ONCECAPTAINS           Only a few,   stop throwing a hissy fit and enjoy yourself.   You look constipated.  [Leave it to Anthony to brush off the concern of a mission,    leave it to Anthony to brush off the concern that was Steve Roger’s.   He maneuvers through the crowd of people with practiced ease,    muttering a few words of greeting as he passes through.    He does eventually end up spotting a young man carrying a tray of sandwiches,  the transaction is quick—-      Tony is passing the waiter a few hundreds and he gets the platter of boujie panino’s.  ]      Too late,    do you want one?   These  are  /so/  good.    Here try it.    

⍟      @starkincs,   Stark.     ╱  ⠀         ❛   THE FACADE CAN BE MAINTAINED WITHOUT THE ALCOHOL,  VIRGINS EXIST⸺   HOW MANY HAVE YOU HAD?      (tell me it’s less than three).       ❜            it’s impossible to stop or fuss at tony when he manages to escape   (like   always.)   (…)    of course,  steve follows closely behind.  was it to stop the impending chaos that was bound to happen or the slight amusement he always felt whenever he was around tony.     ⠀         ❛    NO MORE SANDWICHES PLEASE,  I’M PRETTY SURE WE SHOULD’VE LEFT TO PATROL THE KITCHEN TEN MINUTES AGO.   ❜           

 #needthat #giveit2me

@ONCECAPTAINS        *    YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE 

@spdrwebss          not happening,  kid.   you barely have the hang of whatever weird spider thing you have going on.   

*   It’s ok I reported mysslf to keep the city safe aren’t i the best

*   Starts praying to this like it’s an altar..!!!!!!! Only i can do this bc i was chosen!!!!