Hello. i am starrkissed. I have cats, I like books and conspiracy theories, and I write fanfiction. I'm weird. I also have like 2 friends, so if you like what I write, then comment on it or like message me, because I like having the illusion of friends.
have a joke:
Why did the swede have a barcode on his boat?


So he could Scan da navy in!
(ha, get it scandinavian) 
ok byeeeeeeeeeeee

P.S. that cat up there is my cat. it is named george. that's all