Hi, hey and hello!
~If you like penguins, read my book.
~If you enjoy watching Calum jog, read my book.
~If you just so happen to find chocolate milk party-worthy, read my book.
~And if you admire sexy boys who often dye their hair, God dammit, READ MY BOOK!
Just kidding. All you'll get from reading my book is nothing. In fact, you'll actually lose several minutes of your life by reading it. You're wasting your tiiiiiime... Okay go read it. All of it is shit anyways, but if you really do insist... Farewell, young boarder-jumper.
I love everyone who hates me <3 and I love everyone who loves me <3 and oh my god that heart thing looks like a dick... Okay bye.