starryodonoghue

never on here anymore but that wont stop me from saying happy jilytober as is annual tradition

chappell roan was right. i am in fact sick of online love

yall i think the company i have a job interview with tomorrow might be an MLM……. 

i want paris paloma’s whole discography injected into my bloodstream and tatted all over my body

it takes strength to forgive but i don’t feel strong

ALL DAY EVERYDAY THERAPIST MOTHER MAID NYMPH THEN A VIRGIN NURSE THEN A SERVANT JUST AN APPENDAGE LIVE TO ATTEND HIM SO THAT HE NEVER LIFTS A FINGER 24/7 BABY MACHINE SO HE CAN LIVE OUT HIS PICKET FENCE DREAMS ITS NOT AN ACT OF LOVE IF YOU MAKE HER YOU MAKE ME DO TOO MUCH LABOR

instagram needs to stop sending me ads for 1d, taylor or abba themed parties near me when all my friends who share my love for those artists (and my fandom friends in general) live so fucking far away so i have nobody to go with

MADELINE USHER THEME >>>>

every time a pop girl sings about her bum ass man leaving her for a blonde & suddenly this will make her super insecure ab herself & her looks im like girl im sorry for u but maybe stop exclusively dating frat bros and republican rednecks and u won’t have this issue 

SHE’S STILL 23 INSIDE HER FANTASYYYY !!!!
          
          (i’m she!) (pretty sure the fact that i’m turning 23 on the 23rd must be super good luck according to those angel number girlies but alas, i dont know shit ab what any of that means) (another year, another failed promise by lani that she’s gonna update smth for my bday… however i did get my period yesterday so is there truly a more wonderful bday gift than a dodged pregnancy scare :3) (plus im ab to lose my vocal cords at karaoke later tonight so i’m very excited!)