I am extremely smart. So smart that half of the time even a I don't understand what I am saying.

My superpower is tripping over air at least 10 times in an hour and sometimes even more. But I am not clumsy. I'm just a gravity explorer and am doing this for scientific purposes.

I speak three languages: English, German, and sarcasm. I am most fluent in the latter so if I say something nice, I probably don't mean it.

Some people eat many small potions throughout the day. Others eat three large meals a day. I eat Many large portions throughout the day.

If you are friends with me, I feed of your sanity till you are as insane as me.

When I open my mouth an endless waterfall of puns, pick up lines and the world's best dad jokes comes out and there's no way to stop me.

I am also not a morning person. In fact, I don't think I am a person at all until I reach my bed in the night.

That' it.
~staybomb