steakbones

if anyone tries to reference harry potter around you just tilt your head and go "...that's what my immortal was based off of, right?" just to make them question what the hell kind of life you live

i cant truly get into any sort of workplace romance cause as much as a coworker might have a rich and vibrant life outside of work when theyre on the clock theyre literally a coworker. not worth it!!!! my parents met each other through work and you would not even believe how much ive wished for them to just get a divorce. thats what happens when you date your coworkers

I LOVE BEING THE KIND OF THING THAT I AM - I LOVE EVERY ASPECT OF THIS BITTER FRACTIOUS SELF. 

its my first day at gay high school i hope nobody realizes im straight

i mean if i was an internet microcelebrity and someone made an insane gacha story about me and it became a meme i would also talk about it all the time. it would be in my pinned post on all my socials

guilty pleasure: harry potter complete rewrites where some autistic baddie rehauls everything to be more queer and less nonsensical

theres kind of a cultural difference/generational gap cause old school youtubers will be like 30mins is all the time we have for this video, see you in the next one :D and new school youtubers will be like heres my latest 6hr video

i block ppl immediately for posting like some list of all the mcyters they watch and its literally all men. Like you couldnt find anyone at all that wasnt a man that you like?? youve got such free-ranging and far-spanning taste in creators as long as theyre a man??? and sure like some series dont have many women in them. but you literally watch like 3/4s of the cast and it is not lost on me who the remaining quarter is

i wish that u could choose a permanent pin nd it wouldnt just be ur most recent one. Like

OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER THAT IM FINE AND ITS CREATIVE WRITING ABOUT MY TORMENTED OCS BTW