I like Steak. my name is Steak. I hate cows. They are my arch-nemesis or enemy or whatever. Butts is a word that is English. I write bad stories about people I make up and words. That is stuff you know now if you read up to this part.
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I know it’s weird timing considering how long it’s been since I’ve last posted, and I haven’t even changed much to the story, but I feel like for old times sake I should have the story published and...View all Conversations
Stories by Cows are evil
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The Tale of The Lost Ones
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(cover made by AwesomeDragons. Thanks again for letting me use it!)
It all started with a piece of toast. Sad...
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Warning: fourth wall breaks and fu...
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I'm going to tell very funny stories of my past and my thoughts combined! Of course, with stories like these...
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Book for reasons
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I'm just gonna use this book my things I thought needed to be thought or needed to be finished in random thin...