Obviously you are reading this if you want to find out more about the amazing, talented, good-looking, wonderful, incredible human being that is me. There is no way to summarize my all-around awesomeness with words on paper, and I'm not Forrest Gump, so I'll keep it short.

I am in middle school, currently taking a Creative writing elective. I am a huge fan of Steampunk, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python, Atari, Brandon Sanderson, and Scott Westerfeld. I spend most of my time reading, writing, or playing video games. Of course, I do this all to a soundtrack of my favorite music, which is a broad, ever-changing spectrum that now includes Metallica, Spose, and Nostalgia.
  
I play Hockey, and have been on several state championship teams. I was the star player on these, of course.

Favorites: these are my favorites in each category. They are, of course, the best  of their respective groups, and if you don't like them, you are a neanderthalensic philistine with no appreciation for the finer points of life.

Song: The Unforgiven 
Band: Metallica
Music artist: Spose
Book: Ready Player One
Movie: Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Author: Scott Westerfeld
Video game: Adventure, by Atari
YouTube channel: Erb

There. Maybe you have now caught a slight glimpse of my splendiferousness. But I doubt it. Mine is a shining glory and radiance that can only be fully appreciated in person. And, seeing as I am (by choice) a virtual leper, I doubt you will be able to feel the life-changing, blessed, indescribably  glorious experience of basking in my incomparable magnificence. But, by all means, go ahead and live your piddly little mortal life.