HOWDY PARTNER!IM A RUTIN TUTIN COWGIRL OF THE WEST DONT U EVEN THINK ABOUT LAYING YOUR EYES ON MY COWBOYS THERE ABS ARE MINE, AS GOOD AS GOLD. HERE ARE 3 TIPS TO SURVIVE THE WILD WEST OF STRAYA
1.DONT SQUAT WITH YOUR SPURS ON
2. NEVER DRIVE BLACK CATTLE IN THE DARK
3.NEVER EVER,EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ASK HOW 'STUPID SOME ONE IS' CAUSE THEY'LL TURN AROUND AND SHOW YOU.
OK THATS IT FROM ME OH WAIT ONE LAST THING
IF YOU CLIMB IN THE SADDLE BE READY TO RIDE!