Me: making random posts to prove I'm not dead
My absolute best friend on wattpad responding to me and us having a conversation:
Me: forgets to reply
(I'M SORRY I DO THIS SO OFTEN SJDGAHS-)
Hi
Here to say I'm not dead
..Somehow-
Also I think I might have ADHD but I dunno wtf to do cause my mum will 100% deny it-
(I'm not trying to self diagnose!! I just have a lot of the symptoms-)
My mum: "I can't see you becoming a serial killer, you don't ACTUALLY want to kill people"
Me: has a literal kill list and was thinking about slaughtering the entire family "..yeah-"