Straight and a guy 
if you are kind to me, I'll be kind back
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I'm a protector, and I hope to be in the military sometime

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sIɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno
ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

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/ \         This is Bob the Titan. Bob says hello.
      Copy and paste him everywhere you can.
Soon he will take over the world!

ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏꜰɪʟᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴘᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴠᴇꜱ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɢᴇʀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ

✧ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴀ ʙʟᴀᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ, ꜱᴋɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴀʟ ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏꜱᴇ, ᴄʀɪᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴛᴏ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ 'ᴡᴇʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ', ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴀɴʏ ꜰᴏʀᴍ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴇʟꜰ-ʜᴀʀᴍ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴏʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏꜰɪʟᴇ. ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴇᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴏꜰ ᴜꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ. ✧