This is the part where I pretend that I don't work extremely hard on my pieces. Yeah, it just comes sooo naturally to me, I sneeze and it's the most poetic bodily function you ever saw.  

This is the part where you pretend I said something deep-- it's okay, you can cry a little if it spoke to you that much. 

And finally, this is the part where I try being deep again, but it goes on for a little too long and after a few oddly worded metaphors it makes you cringe; so now you're scared to read my stuff but you'll click anyways  out of pity because you're a good person ...sorry. 

Hi there! I hope you enjoy my work. If you do, you can comment or be a hermit, vote or not vote--it's your choice because I'm not a beggar. Thanks for your support!