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What is your typical ice cream order from Dairy Queen/whatever place?

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Dude my science teacher really went “as living beings are all born with the urge and instinct to procreate” lol as an asexual I struggled not to chuckle at that one, ngl

Bruh first off I love your pfp #acepride 
          Also damn my midterms are killing me

The lore from today didn’t make me cry but it does make my brain go “BRRRRRRR” (literally just that sound but in my head) everytime I think about it so that’s fun

Instead of saying
          “This is going too fast for me to comprehend”
          
          Say
          “This is surpassing my mental speed limit”
          
          Why? Idk I’m bored and sleep deprived and yk thinking is turned off at the moment so here ya go

Yo I just wanna say I love it when I get replies to my comments saying they’re about to die of laughter or something like that it makes me feel so good about myself like “wow someone actually thought I was funny” cuz I’ve never been considered the funny person so I just wanted to take some time to appreciate it :)

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