𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔. 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝑺𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒕, 𝒂 𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒚 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕. 𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒖𝒑𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒔, 𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒃𝒐𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆. 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒇 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒔𝒎, 𝒊 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊 𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒆.
𝑬𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒈𝒆, 𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒊 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕.
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