Things to know about me;
1. I am above 2 years of age
2. I despise school
3. I hate writing
4. My friends are all weird as fuck
5. If I had friends
6. I was joking :) ^^^
7. Sarcasm is my first language
8. The only other language I speak is English.
9. I am shit at English
10. I find grammar irrelevant
11. I dislike people who fake an american or British accents cause they think they're cute. NEWSFLASH. "you're not, you're just annoying as fuck"
12. British accents are the bomb.com
13. I hate people who say shit like 'the bomb.com' it's lame, please don't.
14. I like One Direction
15. I like 5sos
16. I am an Aussie.
17. I want to live in England
18. I want to be a forensic scientist when I'm older.
19. I watch and love Supernatural.
20. Destiel all the fucking way
21. The most common words to come out of my mouth are;
"you're a fucking idiot, i love you."
"he's so cute and adorable and hot. i just want to cuddle him, pinch his cheeks and fuck him."
"thingy-ma-bobby"
"damn boy."
"run you clever boy and remember." lol jk
"pre-order sounds good, feels good on itunes now"
"yes, i am naturally this perfect."
22. Jawlines and accents are my downfall.
23. David Tennant and Matt Smith are my favourite doctors.
24. I am listening to "Money" by 5sos right now.
25. If I like you, I will like you forever, unless you turn into a worthless bitch.
26. I am nice to everyone.
27. I lied in my last sentence. I am a bitch.
28. I watch too many tv shows to have good grades.
29. If you message me with a tv show, I've probably seen it, if you think I haven't please message me. I have nothing left to watch.
30. I know no one had read this far, so if you have, message me and we can be friends.
31. Toodles, my friends.
32. Never say that ^^^^ ever!
- Australia
- JoinedSeptember 17, 2015
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