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Just to let everyone know, that "family time"reading list I have, yeah me and my friend have no clue what half the things we read from there are actually about. Like, we don't know anything about tmnt. We just find random stuff and read it for a good o' fashion laugh.   :')

SPOILER ALERT: Jimmy Urine (a.k.a. Father Pee) dies in Endgame. In fact, he dies before getting to see Thanos kill himself. He died because he used too much hair gel and slipped and fell off the roof. :)

Aye, I just woke up from a 3 hour nap cause I'm a loser and I thought it was Monday and had a mini mental breakdown, just to realize that it's still Sunday and I'm more stupid then I thought. So now I'm going to read Bob Duncan fan-fics for the rest of the day. :)

Gerard: Alright, bois. This party's gotta be lit as FUCK. Alright, what you bring, Mikey?
          
          Mikey: Yo, I got you. Brought some napkins.
          
          Ray: Mikey, you fucking idiot! I was bringing napkins!
          
          Gerard: You brought napkins, too? Alright, well, let's hope Frank comes in clutch and brings–
          
          Frank: Yo, I brought a fucking door, dog!
          
          All: *say cheerfully* Frank!
          
          *Mexican music plays*
          
          (Based on this blessed video: https://youtu.be/6oeIoKCIvAY )

https://my.w.tt/wFWkbNM73U
          What a wholsome, family friendly story! Heh heh... I couldn't stop myself. Those tags really pulled me in and I needed to know! Do I regret it? No. Not really. Am I concerned why I read it? Eh. Not really. All in a days work, bois! 

While writing my new “Weird Dreams” story, I have realized that I am most definitely not okay and that I have too many dreams that have to deal with the fandom I am in at the time.

Thank you very much for voting for Dorthy! Have a wonderful day. 

Hank is T H I C C

Remember kids: Eat your school, don't do veggies, and stay in drugs, or else you won't get a good career! *falls down stairs* 

Yee Haw, my guys.