hello, fellow traveler. if you've come to my profile or clicked on it by mistake....it ISN'T a mistake. the devil satan himself has sent you to try and conquer my realm. he heavily despises my nonexistent humor and wishes to completely rip apart what dignity i have left. not to mention, he ate my homemade cookies once and grudgingly accepted that they were very much above average. it attacked his ego and devoured his pride and he was NOT happy. in order to completely eradicate this monstrosity from the universe, write something absolutely frivolous on my board to belittle his existence, and take my cookies! jesus will reward you by removing 5 sins from your sin counter.
