𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛 x 𝑟𝑖𝑐ℎ

to anyone who filled out a form and hadn’t gotten accepted as well as existing members please message me on my main account I have some important stuff to say regarding this account and future plans ❤️ -Des 

richie: hey what’s your computer password?
          
          stan: i hate you , i hate you go die
          
          richie: *types*
          
          richie: didn’t work
          
          stan: *raises eyebrows*
          
          richie: oh

stan: Get on top of the fridge , go 
          
          Richie: * is climbing on top of the fridge * 
          
          Richie: this house is a fucking nightmare!! 

stan: do you want a snack?
          
          richie: i’m looking at one 
          
          stan *blushing* no. 

stan: *loses richie in a supermarket*
          
          stan: i’m sorry can I make an announcement over the P.A? I lost my friend 
          
          worker: yeah sure
          
          stan: *over P.A* goodbye you little shit 

richie: i wish there was something between us
          
          stan: me too
          
          richie: oh yeah? like what;) 
          
          stan: a fucking wall. goodnight. 

          richie *exists*
          
          stan: really? right in front of my salad?

I love creating little stozier blurbs, here’s something I came up with:
          -des 
          
          
          richie: *eating crayons*
          
          stan: *sighs* remind me again why we’re dating? 
          
          richie: *holds up pros and cons list written in crayon*
          
          richie: see this right here is what we can a pros and cons list 
          
          stan: but there’s only one thing written & it’s a con
          
          richie: and what does it say? 
          
          stan: richie is a dumbass 
          
          richie: right.
          
          stan: I don’t underst-
          
          richie “i’m YOUR dumbass” 

i "STAN"

richie: I can’t find my glasses 
          
          stan: you’re wearing them genius 
          
          richie: well aren’t you a regular sherlock homosexual 
          
          stan: *chokes on air*