Hai. So like I guess this is my bio and I'm supposed to display some shit about myself. Well I only have 3 main points.

•I like to eat
•I'm a bookworm
•I'm very strange.

Did u know that 'malarkey' means nonsense? Betcha didn't lmfao. Well. I like to read and I thought heck I read a lot of shiznit. Why don't I make a go at writing a book and see if people will actually like my shit.

I'm sorry if my books suck ass to some of u but if u keep reading and are very loyal to me because u think my books are actually entertaining, go to the store and buy yourself a cookie. U earned it.

~malarkey the unhumane cheese loving loser