I'm a cringefest
I'm 13 (14 soon)
I like all types of music but my favorites are alternative and classic rock
I'm bi 

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And here's five quotes from each of my three favorite shows ever-

The Office:
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious -Michael Scott

I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. Sue me. -Michael Scott

Whenever I'm about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing. -Dwight Schrute

You were in the parking lot earlier that's how I know you! -Creed Bratton

Boy have you lost your mind cause I'll help you find it -Stanley Hudson

Parks and Rec.:
(All of these will be Ron Swanson quotes except one lol)
There's one thing I hate more than lying; skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk -Ron Swanson

When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them -Ron Swanson

Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing -Ron Swanson 

There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats -Ron Swanson

I love games that turn people against each other -April Ludgate

Stranger Things:
Mornings are for coffee and contemplation -Jim Hopper

It's called code shut your mouth -Erica Sinclair 

I am on a curiosity voyage and I need my paddles to travel. These books-these books are my paddles. I need my paddles! -Dustin Henderson

I don't like most people. He's in the vast majority -Jonathan Byers

You shouldn't like things just because people tell you you're supposed to. -Jonathan Byers

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I will be shocked if people actually read this whole thing.