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My s/o: "can I lick you?"
Me: "...ohh, where?" *giggles*
My s/o: "..........anywhere, you want, baby~"
Me: *laughs* "no, why'd you say it like that!"
My s/o: "I don't knowwww"
My s/o: *says something 'offensive'*
Me: "oh my- oh, fuck y- me- OH-" *covers mouth after realizing what I said*