strawberry-delusions

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UH MY DAD CAME IN TO TALK ABOUT HOW I MISSED BAND PRACTICE AND MY INSTINCTIVE RESPONSE WAS 'FUCK' SO NOW BOTH MY DAD AND MY SIBLING ARE LAUGHING AT ME HELP 

Hearthst0ne

Greetings, my child. I am adopting you to the family of Hearthstone. I have pretty loose policies when it comes to things that most parents are strict about  - such as screen time, dating, murder, and curfew. I don’t believe in physically disciplining my children or grounding them, or enslaving them and forcing them to earn enough gold to cover the hide of the beast that killed their brother, while brainwashing them to believe that they are inferior due to a disability that they have no control over and making them pay for their meals and kindness from me until ultimately turning into a dragon and trying to kill them. 
          Welcome to the family, dear. 
          Xoxo
          Hearthstone

animuneko

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