strawbriri

how do i look more gay because i dont want guys in my dms i want girls in my dms pleeease please pleeeease

strawbriri

NO CAUSE i thought it was already obvious but APPARENTLY not bro....
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strawbriri

"drawing people u love is a curse" wah wah wah everything is a curse today apparently keep drawing the people you love it's amazing and cool and sweet and i think it's an amazing and beautiful way to display your love
          dont let your whimsy go away over this it's like the ao3 curse...

strawbriri

ok but tbh when i look at the ao3 curse posts im like... woah... what.
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strawbriri

i was talking  with some guy friends about this game and they were talking about how fun it is to play because of the people (it's a voice chat game where u can join other people's lobbies) and as a person with a naturally immature voice im literally shaking in my boots

strawbriri

ew ***recommend holu washed
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strawbriri

@strawbriri update it was sooo easy and now it's so fun 10/10 reccomend heh
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strawbriri

I DIDN;T MEAN LIKE UGHH THEYRE GIRLS it's like a happy ugh like UUURGHH OMG THEYRE GIRLS but like yeah being socially anxious online is so weird cause like theyre PIXELS. theyre PIXELS i said i like talking to people, and that's why i picked up the game but NOT LIKE THIS WHYYY SOOO SERIOUS!!
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strawbriri

bro i have this notepad that i use for sketch planning and it's like a to do list notepad and i write on the back. see, it's one of those ones that tear off at the top and you can't get any from the back.
          
          ive been tearing the pages i use off, and i was looking for the notepad to plan a drawing
          
          someone with like mystery handwriting wrote in it like no one in my household has this handwriting??? half of it isnt in english but like that doesn't matter this is an ESL household but like WHO WROTE THIS??? WHOSE HANDWRITING IS THIS??
          IT HAS A CORRIE TEN BOOM QUOTE AT THE BOTTOM?? guys this is scary

strawbriri

sorry mystery person im ripping this off i have to plan more sketches
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strawbriri

and this is RECENT. this is the FRONT PAGE of it. i just did a sketch at like 2 am last night, so it would have to be someone from 2-9 AM
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strawbriri

i hacked into the mainframe (guys this is satire plleeeaeease)) and then and then saw that they liked a bunch of uh.... vtuber fanart... ahah... follows an account that... ONLY POSTS VTUBER ART??? AAAARGHHH I CAN PROVE IT.... no guys this is the nijiholo friendship and we combine and become one and then start oshi-ing the other person's oshi (I ALREADY LOVE THE HOLOGIRLS SOOOO MUCH BUT THE WORLD WILL KNOW SHU YAMINOOOO) ill literally burst if you poke me ill pop like a bubble

strawbriri

GUYS you have NO IDEA how GEEKED taljing to people gets me (actually yeah you do cause it's ALL I TALK ABOUT like I WONT SHUT UPPPP) but like when i talk to people im like oh my goshhh like talking to people gets me so giddy and geeked as hell that i can NOT lock in for the life of me like i NEED MOREEEE
          like ahahaha REALLLYY REALLY tell me more twirls my hair
          
          sprry no writing uploads cause im lowk busy but like you guys get my stupid loud annoying rants like hiii hii ihellooooo 
          whimsy and delight here

strawbriri

i think i need to lay down before i explode
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strawbriri

ok so im gonna die and cry and never finish my work because of this like tbh idk how people are like "sorry if im annoyin-" NOOO KEEP TALKING PLEEEASE i lob hearing you
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strawbriri

when i get back to where no one can see me i do little jumps and roll around and do a little dance like my LOSER LIFEEEEEEEEE
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