me: *casually reads Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief*
brain: hey, remember that fanfic you wrote in fourth grade with anna?
me: yeah.
brain: and remember that she committed suicide?
me: ... yeah...
brain: ...
me: what of it?
brain: nothing. just wanting to cause pain. bye. *vanishes*
||10 seconds later||
me: *curls into a ball and wishes for death*
,, my brain hates me.