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hi everyone im not dead :D i'm currently working on my until dawn fic

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Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining? 
          A: Bone appetit !
          Q: When does a skeleton laugh? 
          A: When something tickles his funny bone.
          Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? 
          A: It had no body to dance with.
          Q: What type of art do skeletons like? 
          A: Skull tures
          Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? 
          A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you.
          Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? 
          A: I'm bone to be wild!
          Q: What instrument do skeletons play? 
          A: Trom-BONE.
          Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? 
          A: Spare ribs!!!
          Q: When does a skeleton laugh? 
          A: When something tickles his funny bone.
          Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food? 
          A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it!
          Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks ? 
          A: They had a rattling good time !
          Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital ? 
          A: To have his ghoul stones removed !
          Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain ? 
          A: He could feel it in his bones !
          Q: What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument ? 
          A: A trom-bone !
          Q: How do skeletons call their friends ? 
          A: On the telebone !
          Q: Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night ? 
          A: He was a numbskull !
          Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton ? 
          A: Bonehead !
          Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton ? 
          A: He was bone idle !
          Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school ? 
          A: He was boning up for his exams !
          Q: What sort of soup do skeletons like ? 
          A: One with plenty of body in it !
          Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree ? 
          A: Because a dog was after his bones !
          Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend ? 
          A: I love every bone in your body !
          Q: Why are skeletons so calm ? 
          A: Because nothing gets under their skin !