In Honors Algebra 2... we were doing a math puzzle with four parts on each piece.
Me: *starts chipping the corner of my friend's paper piece*
Mac: *blows my puzzle pieces off the table*
Me: Why would you blow my children off? *Recounts and realizes I lost 4 pieces*
Mac: Never say that again.
Me: *accidentally blows them off myself*
Lauren: WHY WOULD YOU BLOW THEM OFF?!
Mac: STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT! THERE ARE CHILDREN AROUND!