stumphire

Nuzzle liquid bacon around a dead guys neck or wrap him in a towel made of britches and mermaid meat.

notofc

Thank you for adding my book to your reading list, it means a lot to me. Thank you!

notofc

@stumphire screaming Peterick 
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stumphire

@IAmNoLongerUnknown pete wentz screming in the distance 
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AuthorWolfSC

Hi, my friend in real life told me that she had a Wattpad account and I wanted to follow her, so I'd like to know if I have the right account. I have no code word to tell you who I am, so I'll just say that James was terrorizing Hunter, Brayden, and pretty much everyone today with an eraser he calls a whip. That counts as some sort of code word, right? I'm going to sound very stupid if I have the wrong account...

AuthorWolfSC

Oh thank goodness! That could've ended very badly. 
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