stupidity_is_holy

i just found my eleven year old sister’s wattpad and discord. i don’t know what to do with this information but she sure as hell is not allowed to have either so if she sees this just know i want those OFF YOUR IPAD BECAUSE I SAW YOUR READING LISTS AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE READING THAT. GO READ HARRY POTTER OR SOMETHING. also stop talking to strangers on the internet and giving out your number tf? digital safety who? it’s different cause i’m older btw
          
          

chat we hashtag worked it out in the remix all is well and happy and the girl i like and i are talking again after realizing we both are way too anxious and avoidant with feelings but are pretty okay at communicating and senior friend wasn’t mad and was chill when we talked so everything is wonderful 
          
          AND WE DID THIS ALL ON NO CAFFEINE CAUSE I FORGOT MY WALLET AND COULDNT BUY A CELSIUS CAN WE GET A ROUND OF APPLAUSE REAL QUICK??
          
          the powers of strawberry milk and communication ladies men and gentlethems and everyone in between 

so hypothetically say your grandpa figure (senior best friend) is ignoring you because you accidentally ignored her last week cause you was mid panic attack and didn’t want her to see you like that and you tried to act normal and ground myself but you have a resting bitch face so it looked like you were mad but really you were  just trying not to cry at school and you felt awkward hanging out with the girl you liked (she didn’t want to date even if she liked you back and ended on good terms except for her barely talking to you) cause she is best friends with senior friend and it felt weird cause the girl you liked wasn’t talking to you and only talked to senior friend and then you find out that the girl you liked called you “loopy” and said you looked high because you had a dress up like a movie character day and you chose peter from hereditary and didn’t sleep the night before so like…what would you do? asking for a friend…

LOST WEEKEND HOLY SHIT I WENT TO THE PLANETARIUM LISTENING PARTY THE OTHER DAY AND I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO CRY AND THE ALBUM IS SO GOOD LIKE I MISSED PHOEBE
          
          however the lyrics "how long can we go without talking" personally hits me because i am not very much talking to my situationship at the moment and i feel like i am meeting her all over again. phoebe where the cameras at?! anywas who else feels personally victimized by phoebe fucking bridgers?

i start school tomorrow. my situationship ghosted me for a week. i miss my friends and i have no classes with them. sophomore slum is gonna hit me i can feel it. SIGHHHHHH MY LIFE IS SO HARD AND I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOLLLLLL

some bitch just spoiled spiderman brand new day to me. i'm fuming. i don't wanna spend so much money for movie tickets cause i'm seeing the hadestown proshot and my mom is mad i am spending so much money on the movies. fuck it i need to see this movie

also have u read "talk to me dirty, talk to me sweet" the byler fic. it might be the best piece of literature in human history

so in theory how would we feel about a yellowjackets fanfic…?
          
          also new chapter is finally out for no surprises 

guys my quince was so lit and i made hella money. they girl i like gave me punisher on vinyl and i was so happy last night like she was entirely insane for that but it was my favorite gift of the night. ugh i love my friends so much like they are my people and i wouldn't change them for the world
          
          ANYWAYS with this newfound motivation and joy for life i will try to write more so i can finally get chapter eight and it's kinda long so i hope it makes up for the people that were waiting for the new chapter!

i am pretty sure you guys don’t know how old i am so i wanna hear some guesses cause today is my birthday!!