Well, here I am. what are your other two wishes? 
Shit that was lame.

 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦

Writes whatever shit comes in mind

Moves like a snake... No wait- doesn't moves at all cuz am a potato just like you 🙂