Things you need to know about this account:
-the owners are absolute idiots from outer space.
-it talks to itself because we live in two different countries and are lazy buggers who bug each other
-we will read ur story if you ask nicely and recommend why we should
-we have a love a gay guy couples. we see them and are like AWWWW OMG GET MARRIED U ADORABLE PIPSQUEAKS
Thing you need to know about us:
-we have bad moodswings(trust me, i climbed the himalayas while livs was on shark week, it was nasty)
-we eat like pigs
-we go to the champs elysees in paris and dress up as aliens at midnight and make people scream and dance behind performers
-we dance to the music in our heads really badly and poke each other with paint brushes
-we love music, reading, and hot guys( ;) call us hot stuff!)
-we are excessively loud...olivia has no volume control Molly once got grounded when she came for a sleepover cuz she and Izzy were having a farting competition(BEAT THAT NIALL HORAN!)
-incase you haven't noticed we hate 1d like ugh 5 stupid hot sex-gods in one band. eww who would want that.
-we are extremely sarcastic ^ (although Olivia's unability to sound sarcastic is to laugh at)
-on sleepovers we make cookies, play twister, have farting competitions run around in our bras and play high school musical sing it. You mad?
-We like to write :)
-Olivia lives in Paris, Molly lives in England, but we met in India...go figure.
-WE ARE CAREFREE MOFOS WITH SASS AND LIV HAS THE ARSE MOLLY IS BUM-LESS.
-we respond to the name, bum....don't ask
Check out some of our stories, request a one shot, vote, comment, give advice, giggle an exceedingly amount and develop and six pack, and fall in love with the boys all over again.
Lots of love
Olivia and Molly
Holleostylinson
xoxoxooxoxoxox
ps. our tumblr: the-woffles.tumblr.com
A miracle is something that seems impossible but happens anyway.
- Met abroad, bumless in england, bumful in paris
- JoinedJanuary 19, 2012
- website: www.the-woffles.tumblr.com
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Jul 23, 2013 03:14PM
@niallgirl_69 thank you so so much! So happy you liked it! :) xxView all Conversations
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